A DIP IN THE POOL!
Guns'n'butter reveals the sensational scoop that Vice President Dick Cheney has signaled a major strategic shift in the War on Terror ...when he invited all terrorists for a swim at his home.
"Yeah, I figured, maybe the polling is right and the American people really don't want us to be tough on the terrorists anymore," Cheney said. "I'm a little new at this dialog stuff, but I thought, what the heck, I'll give it a try. So I've invited all al-Qaida members and any other terrorists to come over for a dunk... er, a dip in the pool."
"Besides, it's a beautiful late October day in D.C., perfect for nice, relaxing swim. I've got the grill going; it's going to be awesome. And to ensure everyone's safety, I've hired 300 lifeguards. Wouldn't want any, you know, mishaps or anything. If the guys happen to look a little like U.S. Marines, ah, don't be alarmed. It's Halloween and all, you know. They're just, um, in costume. Oh, and please ignore the sharks."
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David: Sadly, his offical pronouncements are equal fantasy.
Posted by: mahons | October 31, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Cute. lol!
Posted by: Monica-Philadelphia | November 01, 2006 at 02:00 AM