I don't agree with some of the views expressed by Jeremy Clarkson but when I hear that pompous bore and greenie-adviser to Prince Charles Sir Jonathon Porritt has launched a scathing attack on the presenter of the BBC2 motoring show Top Gear, branding him an "outstandingly bigoted petrolhead", I warm to Clarkson! Yes, I do.
Clarkson has insisted there is almost certainly no such thing as global warming, threatened to run down cyclists who get in his way and vowed to keep his patio heater lit 24 hours a day, just to annoy Greenpeace!
Top guy! Now, I'm off for a drive in my uber gas guzzling ozone depleting glacier melting sea level raising 4x4!